And what exactly are we suppose to do when Homeland Security raises the terrorist threat?

[Journeyman]

I don't think a single man or woman in this country changes their daily habits when the threat of terror color code goes up?

 

[JudgeWapner]

Duct tape your windows.

 

[Massmilwaukee]

I practice shooting my neighbor at the gun range.

 

[jimbutorac]

First I stock up on water and canned goods. Then I break out the ammo. And I only answer the door when somebody answers back with the correct code word.

 

[PowerGroupSports]

hmmmmm. Dont know really. I guess i wouldn't do anything diffrent. just probobly keep my camara handy, cause the news pays reall good for footage of anything concerning the whole nacion, like a terrorist attack !

 

[Phaedrus]

See also:

What to Do When Terrorists Strike

That should keep you well-prepared.


Phaedrus

 

[Marco]

Phaedrus....following your link....I like the sign showing the guy trapped in rubble and the caption beneath it saying:

"If you're trapped under falling debris conserve oxygen by not farting"....

 

[Phaedrus]

Looking back over it, I still think my favourites are the ones I posted there, especially:

If you spot a terorist arrow, pin it to the wall with your shoulder.

In case of nuclear radiation, stand directly behind your door, but do not open the door, even if the radiation knocks.

and

If you actually need to be told that birds dropping out of the sky and fish going belly-up in the streams is a bad sign, then please remain right where you are. We don't need you taking up precious space in the shelters that could be occupied by people with functioning brains.

Phaedrus

 

[TheFunkMonkey]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Judge Wapner:
Duct tape your windows.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wal-mart probably made millions of dollars from the duct-tape scare. You'd watch the news, they'd show people buying 20 rolls of duct-tape.

Bunch of sheep.

 

[Woody0]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Judge Wapner:
Duct tape your windows.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Duck and cover?

 

[Journeyman]

good point Funk Money lol